Несносный наблюдатель (cema) wrote,
Несносный наблюдатель

On bikes, pigs and apples

"I'm riding the bike through an apple orchard," [...] "and stop by one of the apple trees. Apples are everywhere, on the trees and ground. A man is holding a pig in his arms, letting the pig eat apples off the tree. I say to him, 'You'll save a lot of time if you put the pig on the ground and let him eat those apples.' He turns and looks at me and says, 'Mister, time don't mean nothing to a pig!' "

It's from the Bicycling magazine.

  • +2

    1 декабря у нас в семье пополнение: Бенцион и Евгений.

  • С днем победы

    Ну или V-E Day, неважно. (Народ, правда, спорит, наша победа или не наша, а чего спорить-то.) Crossposted from…

  • Dreamwidth: paying

    I have been a permanent user of LiveJournal for many years. They used to have a sale like that once in a while. I wonder if Dreamwidth does anything…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.