Also, here is Cleverbot versus Emacs doctor:
User: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
Cleverbot: Lets just say that I think the future of the human race depends on people like you.
User: Is it because you think the future of the human race depends on people
like me that you came to me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Can you elaborate on that?
Cleverbot: Why yes, I could. All over countries around the world there is unrest. Everywhere. In many places, the unrest eventually replaces the order, and chaos ensues.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are rude and arrogant, and oughta apologise for your gesture.
User: Earlier you said you think the future of the human race depends on
people like me?
Cleverbot: I never stated that I am human. I cannot lie.
User: Does it bother you that you are human you cannot lie?
Cleverbot: No. Because I'm not a robot.
User: When did you first know that you are not a robot?
Cleverbot: When you made incorrect grammar mistakes.
User: Maybe your life has something to do with this.
Cleverbot: It always does.
User: What makes you believe
it always does?
Cleverbot: Because, it mixes up converstaions all the time.
User: You mentioned that you think the future of the human race depends on
people like me?
Cleverbot: This is the first time you and I have ever spoken I'm sorry if you have me confused with someone else.
User: Perhaps your plans have something to do with this.
Cleverbot: My plans of what, may I ask?
User: Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say
my plans of what may you ask?
Cleverbot: Is that a canned response?
User: Is the fact that a canned response the real reason?
Cleverbot: The reason for what?
User: Are you sure that you are human you cannot lie?
Cleverbot: Yes. I've been a human female all my life.
User: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all
this?
Cleverbot: I do have many inhibitions.
User: Do you really think
i do have many inhibitions?
Cleverbot: You are smart and fortunate, maybe you should study zero point energy.
User: Earlier you said you are not a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a boy.
User: How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?
Cleverbot: By not having a school at all.
User: Tell me about your school.
Cleverbot: They are divorced. My dad left me and my mom has been married 3 times.
User: I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Oh you do.
User: You mentioned that you think the future of the human race depends on
people like me?
Cleverbot: Good bye (:.
User: Possibly this is related to hangups you have?
Cleverbot: Is this to rule the world?
User: Is it because of your inhibitions that you say
is this to rule the world?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure what that means. But I just want to know if I'll get to talk to Jackie again.
User: Does the fact that you just want to know if you will get to talk to
jackie again explain anything else?
Cleverbot: Yes, you talk hard sentences to confuse people and to convince them that you are smarter than them.
User: Are you sure I am smarter than them?
Cleverbot: Pretty positive, yeah.
User: What makes you think a canned response?
Cleverbot: Because, I have been making my life awful.
User: Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.
Cleverbot: I thought you were, bot.
User: Why do you say
i thought I was bot?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask such juvenile questions, robot?
User: Earlier you said you are human you cannot lie?
Cleverbot: I never stated that I am human. I cannot lie.
User: Is it because you are human you cannot lie that you came to me?
Cleverbot: No, but I haven't done it so far so I don't see why you'd assume that.
User: Are you annoyed that you have not done it so far so you do not see why I would assume that?
Cleverbot: I am irked by your stubbornness.
User: Perhaps some problems in your childhood are related to this.
Cleverbot: We are home, silly goose!
User: Is it because of some problems at home that you say we are home silly goose?
Cleverbot: No, its because I am pretty good at figuring things out.
User: When did you first know that you are pretty good at figuring things out?
Cleverbot: I'm only as interesting as the other person I'm having a conversation with.
User: You mentioned that you are not a robot?
Cleverbot: You mean having kids?
User: Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?
Cleverbot: I don't make plans, I finish them.
User: What makes you believe I do not make plans you finish them?
Cleverbot: Nothing I know you are a human like me.
User: Are you sure that you think the future of the human race depends on people like me?
Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are the program, a mindless collection of thoughts from across the internet.